i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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