I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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