he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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