Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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