you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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