you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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