plz talk dirty to me
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
did i walk over a car last night?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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