Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I party with great urgency now.
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