Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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