no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
its liver damage thursday
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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