Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
