I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
How external is "for external use only"?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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