these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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