I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
ttyl tear gas
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
