I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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