honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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