Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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