Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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