is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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