? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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