He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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