Sry I called you an 8
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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