you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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