Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
