But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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