Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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