Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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