i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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