on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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