Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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