her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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