Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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