Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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