FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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