Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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