We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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