You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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