Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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