I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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