my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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