i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
