I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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