grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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