She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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