I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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