it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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