the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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