bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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