i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Floor bacon is actually really good
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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