Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I looked at my own cervix.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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