Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
