That's intense
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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